Imagine a man: Born into poverty and hunger, and died of obesity-related diseases. Prelude to a moving rags-to-riches story.
Along Upper Bukit Timah Road, opposite MINDEF.
“Is the glass half empty or half full?”
Asked when there are two sides to a coin but you can’t differentiate the head from the tail. The answer’s both. Half empty and half full.
I don’t understand why people would want their hands to smell like lemons. Or strawberries. Or apples.
Birkenstock @ Raffles City shopping centre.
If we ‘rock or tilt’ the machine, it’s because your machine has eaten up our money but did not dispense the food.
Your warning is not at all scary and it is obvious you’re just worried that unhappy consumers will abuse your machine.
‘Shop Theft is a Crime’. Many Singaporeans would have heard of or seen that line on police notices such as the one above.
Isn’t that phrase very awkward? Does it mean that other types of theft are not criminal, or less severe? Why not ‘Shoplifting is a Crime’?
The best part is, an image of a thief stealing a pushcart always comes to my mind whenever I read such notices. Car theft – you steal the car. Shop theft – you steal the shop.
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