That’s how you make tipping fun.
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Sunday afternoon, Queenstown.
Move over, tissue packet. Hawker centre seats are now reserved with Bibles.
Common wisdom has it that we should focus our lives on the people and things we love, instead of spending our entire lives trying to make money and more money. Money is a very empty end to strive for, as after we die, money is of no consequence to us – we cannot bring our money along with us into the afterlife.
But, sometimes, I think we just can:
The above device is a fiery mailbox for sending hell money from earth to hell. Some other things those up here can send to those down below include paper mansions (better than the HDB you’ve lived in all your life), paper Mercedes Benzes (why not Lamborghinis? Because the Benz used to be a typical towkay car, and we all wanna be towkays), and paper maids (this time, they’re usually Chinese, not Pinoy). I suggest spending our entire fortunes on such combustibles after we die. May we bring our hard earned money into the graves with us. Burn me some ice-cream and air-conditioners. It might be hot there.
There is a little problem, though. With so much hell notes printed yearly, the inflation down there must be crazy.