Monthly Archives: May 2012

Peeking Through Windows

The office door of Assoc Prof Huang Weihong of NTU’s Economics Division.

Worse than stopping after one potato crisp, one peanut, or the temptation to pick one’s uncomfortable underwear. Because windows invite eyes.

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Every Solider a Leader

My question has a very simple answer: NSFs. Otherwise known as Full-time National Servicemen.

Some NSFs follow automatically like dogs to a master. Some NSFs need carrots, others need sticks.

A few will never follow, and they can be divided into two groups. People in the first group are sent to the detention barracks, unfortunately extending their service.

People in the second group feign stupidity for a few months and screw up repeatedly, tolerate some horrible scoldings, then liberation – relieved of all important responsibilities because the “leaders” give up scolding them. Some from this group can end up having a pretty good time in camp.

So yes, every soldier is a leader, but some soldiers can only lead a bunch of temporary staff who work for about two years.

PS. The main copy reads “Army Open House @ Our City”. Can’t you say “F1 Pit” instead of “Our City”? Where on earth is “our city”?

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NS45

Looking at the recent NS45 ads reminds me of United Colors of Benetton, which is famous for ads featuring people of different races. We, the racially-varied people of Singapore, are supposed to be one big family, proud to serve NS and defend Singapore.

Ask those serving full-time NS if they feel it can be a waste of time and if they have to do a lot of stupid things. I’m confident many will say ‘yes’ to both questions. When I was an NSF, I always had doubts about the idea of defending Singapore. ‘Defending’ Singapore is not as simple as it sounds. If I were to ask -

Who is willing to fight for Singapore?
I guess many people would raise their hands. If you have a family, some property here, and a little bit of national pride, you would fight for Singapore.

Who is willing to die for Singapore?
Fewer people would – not due to cowardice, but because to them, Singapore is not worth dying for.

Who is willing to kill for Singapore?
Because defending Singapore really means killing our enemies.

Or can I ask a very situation-specific question – Who is willing to kill Malaysians for Singapore?

The SAF does its own surveys to find out. I cannot say for sure that people answer honestly. If Singapore has a large number of unwilling soldiers, the idea of getting every Singaporean son to participate in NS simply creates an illusion of military strength.

And speaking of illusions, I must come back to the Benetton ads. Do they represent a race-blind ideal, or are they meant to perpetuate an officially approved illusion?

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Parenting for Dummies

A brochure by MCYS. Perhaps it is targeted at women with post-natal blues, but definitely one of the most Duh! brochures I’ve seen.

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