NS45

Looking at the recent NS45 ads reminds me of United Colors of Benetton, which is famous for ads featuring people of different races. We, the racially-varied people of Singapore, are supposed to be one big family, proud to serve NS and defend Singapore.

Ask those serving full-time NS if they feel it can be a waste of time and if they have to do a lot of stupid things. I’m confident many will say ‘yes’ to both questions. When I was an NSF, I always had doubts about the idea of defending Singapore. ‘Defending’ Singapore is not as simple as it sounds. If I were to ask -

Who is willing to fight for Singapore?
I guess many people would raise their hands. If you have a family, some property here, and a little bit of national pride, you would fight for Singapore.

Who is willing to die for Singapore?
Fewer people would – not due to cowardice, but because to them, Singapore is not worth dying for.

Who is willing to kill for Singapore?
Because defending Singapore really means killing our enemies.

Or can I ask a very situation-specific question – Who is willing to kill Malaysians for Singapore?

The SAF does its own surveys to find out. I cannot say for sure that people answer honestly. If Singapore has a large number of unwilling soldiers, the idea of getting every Singaporean son to participate in NS simply creates an illusion of military strength.

And speaking of illusions, I must come back to the Benetton ads. Do they represent a race-blind ideal, or are they meant to perpetuate an officially approved illusion?

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Parenting for Dummies

A brochure by MCYS. Perhaps it is targeted at women with post-natal blues, but definitely one of the most Duh! brochures I’ve seen.

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Singapore Property Tax Bill

The Straits Times trolled the Inland Revenue Authority of Singapore (Iras) today. A story of Iras’ request for one Steven Ooi to pay a one cent tax levy was published in the Home section of today’s newspaper.

Steven reproduced a photograph of the Iras letter, which was included in the article.

The letter included a threat to impose a 5 percent penalty fee if Steven did not comply with instructions. While he duly paid his taxes like a good Singaporean, he did not take the matter seriously, as one normally would when dealing with the local authorities.

Journalist Kezia Toh even concluded the article with Steven’s tongue-in-cheek challenge to Iras, “I wish I had not sent the cheque, because I really did want to see how they would charge me the 5 per cent penalty.”

This lack of respect for a state institution is alarming. It worries me that a national newspaper like the Straits Times chose to subvert the authority of the venerable Iras.

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My Granny, My Mum

From today’s Sunday Times. Which reminds me of the song I am My Own Grandpa.

How about ‘My Maid, My Mum’. Isn’t that just as common? Why did the Straits Times not run that?

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Lemon Scented Soap

I don’t understand why people would want their hands to smell like lemons. Or strawberries. Or apples.

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